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June 2012
34 posts
Fifty Shades of Elcor →
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Read Fifty Shades of Grey as it was always meant to be read…. in the original Elcor.
Shameful anger: Double crap - me and my two left feet! Painful awareness of stupidity: I am on my hands and knees in the doorway to Mr. Grey’s office, and with wistful breathlessness: two gentle hands are around me helping me to stand. With barely contained humiliation: I am so embarrassed, damn my clumsiness. With cautious nerves fraying: I have to steel myself to glance up. With fangirling squee: Holy cow - he’s so young.
Impassive and unimpressed: “Miss Kavanagh.” He extends a long-fingered hand to me once I’m upright. Plainly: ”I’m Christian Grey. With slight worry: Are you alright? Would you like to sit?”
We here at Fuck Yeah, Bioware are very excited about this stunning new blog by one of our favorite Kaidan fangirls eternalshiva. :D Click the title link to read the rest (so far!)
“In 1963 we made 59 cents for every dollar that men made. Now it’s 77 cents. What does that mean? It means every five years we make an advancement of one penny. Oh no. No more. We’re not just going to take it anymore.”
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Sen. Barbara Mikulski (D-Md.), on the gender wage gap. The Paycheck Fairness Act failed Tuesday when Republicans voted en masse to reject it. (via washingtonpoststyle)
Dear Senate Republicans: go fuck yourselves.
