Fifty Shades of Elcor 
Read Fifty Shades of Grey as it was always meant to be read…. in the original Elcor.
Shameful anger: Double crap - me and my two left feet! Painful awareness of stupidity: I am on my hands and knees in the doorway to Mr. Grey’s office, and with wistful breathlessness: two gentle hands are around me helping me to stand. With barely contained humiliation: I am so embarrassed, damn my clumsiness. With cautious nerves fraying: I have to steel myself to glance up. With fangirling squee: Holy cow - he’s so young.
Impassive and unimpressed: “Miss Kavanagh.” He extends a long-fingered hand to me once I’m upright. Plainly: ”I’m Christian Grey. With slight worry: Are you alright? Would you like to sit?”
We here at Fuck Yeah, Bioware are very excited about this stunning new blog by one of our favorite Kaidan fangirls eternalshiva. :D Click the title link to read the rest (so far!)
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